HorrorScope #3

Today you will be filled with joy and a sense of peace. Not real peace. Just a sense that it exists somewhere in the world. Your day will be filled with tension, chaos, and nervousness. You will fidget uncontrollably. You will either tap the tips of your fingers together or roll your knuckles off one another. You will meet a tall man with black hair. Your name is Bob. Or Denise. Or Kyle. Or Steve. Your lottery number is the word squeegee.