Review of WORDS THAT ARE WISE

"I laughed a couple of times, but Words That Are Wise Blog is tired. It's just random thoughts, and a bunch of misguided jabs at new age staples like meditation, yoga, and horoscopes, stuff that really helps people. Whoever does this blog should keep his day job!" --Anonymous Reviewer, deceased (1994-2012) R.I.P.

HorrorScope #4

It is February 24th in the year of our Lord 2012. You are Pisceans. You're alright. You're malleable. You are sensitive to the feelings of others. You are popular with all people. You like tacos. You brush between your toes. You will win the lottery. You will read your horrorscope.  You think you're sooooo SPECIAL!

Movie Preview: The Turtle Has Landed

In a world he didn't understand. In a time of violent chaos. One man, standing alone. Against all odds. In a race against the clock. Standing alone. In a world. Chaos. Odds. Clock. Standing. Understand. Race. World. A. He. All. Time. In.

Truth #7 Dinner with Richard

Hello there, Mr. I've-had-a-bad-day! You weren't treated quite as nicely as you would have liked? You feel as though your ego has been trampled like so much dung underfoot? You want to feel better about yourself? Well, then why don't you try to look OUTSIDE rather than in? You have been mesmerized by your own image as the slighted martyr on the cross. Look out at that big world. Be concerned with something other than yourself for a moment. Oh, and can you pass me a napkin?

Truth #6 The Testicular Cancer of Life

Every day is a winding road. I just came up with this realization while meditating. Yes, every day....winding road. It's like your riding on a bike. The bike of life. Sometimes on this bike, your juevos rancheros start to get sore. Then you go to the doctor because the pain won't stop. Then you find out you have testicular cancer. Then you get one removed. Then you are more streamlined and can win more races. Like the race of life. It's like my meditation. I can meditate in one second. I'm the fastest meditator around. Spell-check is telling me meditator is not a word. Well, how fast can spell-check meditate? Huh? Point, match!