Tuesday, December 27, 2011
HorrorScope #2
If you were born today, you are a Capricorn. Capricorns are wise and frugal. They are also half-goat. That's pretty messed up. Today, you will experience a great windfall of money, love, Playstation 3 games, emoticons, carrots, and bulldozers. You may think someone is trying to make fun of you today. Meditate and yoga better than them and you will get the best revenge! Your lottery number is 3. That's right. Just 3. Leave the other spaces blank and you will win cash and respect of your peers.
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Hot damn! Must be good to be a Capricorn! What part of the goat do the get to be, or does that vary from case to case?
ReplyDeleteOnly the middle part. It's not as great as you think. We have tails.
ReplyDeleteA tail could be useful. You could get it pierced and use it as a place to hang your keys. Then you wouldn't have to worry about losing them!
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