Christmas Wishes

Sit down. Relax. Feel the pressures of the day just leave your body. A special day is coming up. It's called Christmas. It's named after Jesus Christ, who is almost as popular as The Beatles. Think of the Beatles. Think of that song. How does it go? "You know my name. Write down my number on a pad of paper." Smell the holly and the ivy. Drink down the warm eggnog. Relax. Get a crystal and put it over a loved one's head. Kiss them. Now, relax. While you're kissing that loved one. Let your lips droop. Ignore them when they say, "Hey, why are you just standing there? You're not kissing me anymore. You're just standing there with your lips pressed against mine." Smile in the secret knowledge that it's almost Christmas. Read some tarot cards.